Cookie and Butterscotch

By:Camden Lane

Cookie and Butterscotch were lying peacefully on the kitchen counter, when suddenly they heard several loud noises.

Cookie and Butterscotch were lifted into the air by sausage- like fingers, and eaten!

They didn’t understand what was happening and struggled very hard to avoid getting flattened by the big, white, sharp things going up and down.

Cookie and Butterscotch started to venture far away from the sharp chompers, and went down a tube, the esophagus.The esophagus was the hardest to get through because they were being pushed through a long tight tube.

Once Cookie and Butterscotch got into the stomach cookie called out, “BUTTERSCOTCH, WHERE ARE YOU?”

Butterscotch muttered, “I’m right next to you, you oaf.”

The two started feeling a rumbling vibration and then the area around them started to vibrate first the walls the the ground. Cookie wondered if it were an earthquake.

But Butterscotch answered, “That’s not an earthquake… THAT’S THE STOMACH DIGESTING!”

They both said in perfect harmony, “RUN!”

They went into the tunnel up ahead. The tunnel felt wet and soft. They sat down and started to talk about what had just happened. Butterscotch explained to cookie that they were in the small intestine and had to keep moving if the wanted to get out alive and undigested.

They kept moving and it felt like the small intestine was 2000 miles long. After the long walk they reached the large intestine.

“This is the shortest intestine,” said Butterscotch, “and leads to the rectum and into the anus.”

Cookie and Butterscotch walked down the dark, big, intestine to try and reach the anus. They found the anus waiting for them. They hopped onto one of the large brown trains and were ready to ride out.

They see light and get pushed through the portal into a bowl of water. As fast as they could they climbed out of the bowl and hid never to be found.